August 18, 2004
A Match
For the life of me I've been trying to figure out who John Kerry reminds me of. Not Lurch, not Martina Navratilova, but close. Close.
I finally figured it out: Graveyard Zombie in Night of the Living Dead:
Huh? Huh?
Now: put your tin foil hats on: Graveyard Zombie helped eat Barbara, with the help of another zombie named John. Very X-Files, if you ask me. If I'm a Bush daughter I'm hoping my name is Jenna. If I'm a Bush mother I'm hoping my name is Nancy, or Lady Bird.
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