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Mandy Shares Her Soul

And for that we are, obviously, grateful. I ran a blog not so long past requesting your most embarrassing moments. The turnout was thin gruel, indeed, until today. Mandy came to the rescue. Made the rest of you Velocimites look weak. But she says it better than me: take it away, Mandy:

I was preparing to sing in a concert this one evening and I was not at all looking forward to it. considering I felt like I had no clothes on, wearing only a low cut top with no bra, that left my boobs completely exposed and hanging out for everyone to see and one really short mini skirt that was so short my vagina was nearly showing along with half my butt cheeks. Well as I entered the stage I realized I forgot to go pee before my concert started. I was standing there in front of thousands with my legs crossed and squeezed together as tightly as they could go. The concert finally started and I was so nervous that I nearly lost control and almost had a peeing accident, but I managed to hold it back long enough to start my first song. Well as I was in my first verse, I felt my skirt beginning to slip off and I couldn't do anything about it. Then to make matters worse, I now had to pee so badly that I accidently let out a LOUD FART!!!. That's when my skirt went sliding off, falling to the floor. As if I wasn't embarrassed enough at this point standing up there half naked with my vagina and butt crack on full display. I turned so red as I squatted down to try and pull my skirt up, and as I did....I squatted too far too fast and I just lost it as pee went gushing out of my vagina, squirting all over my legs and feet and completely soaking the stage floor. I was peeing so fast that I simply couldn't control it. I stood there peeing all over myself while I was half naked on stage in front of thousands for more than 3 minutes straight. Oh my gosh it was so embarrassing. I will never forget that day. I haven't sang since, because I'm afraid the same incident will repeat itself again. Talk about humiliating.

I find this story refreshing, and, I must admit, it gets the rise up. I decide, you report. Thank you, Mandy.

Posted by Velociman at July 25, 2004 12:26 AM