Other than the Tour de France there are other sporting events going on. Take the Greater Jacksonville Kingfish Tournament. The world's greatest King Mackerel Tournament. Here's a pic from yesterday. That's a 45.45 pounder:

How provincial is this town? The last weigh-in was almost 8 hours ago, and the local fishwrapper's website has no info on the winner. All I know is there were 9 kings over 40 pounds yesterday.
I need about 150 thousand to rig me up a kingfish boat. That would also get me into the Gulfstream for billfish. That's the trade-off. We are so far from the Stream here you can't go diesel. You have to have two or three gas guzzlers to fly you out to the mess-up. I need a Paypal button. And a patron saint of lotteries.