Velociworld

Fritz was Crumb's work

I miss the Bandito and the Hillbillies from the Mountain dew ads. The P.C. culture sucks the big one.

"Fritz was Crumb's work"

Yeah, but Bakshi stole him to make the movie.

I think using all those dirty words by velociman and then using God in the same context is a questionable act of childishness. Pottymouth should be your name, not velociman.

I loved beating up smaller kids in Junior High School 16, in Corona, Queens, years ago. Now, as a retired old fart, I look back with pride at all the kids I terrorized then and only wish I could do more of that today. Are there any other retired bullies out there who'd love to beat on someone today?

I was a bully at Seabreeze High School in Daytona years ago. I, too, loved, loved, loved beating on smaller kids, and doing things to terrorize them. Later I died. Now I'm dead but I still wish I could beat on people.

I used drugs in high school. It was the 50's and I was ahead of my time. I got thrown out for it. But, it was worth it. Today I sit and mope. I miss my dope.

I love to say "KAI-STAKKA!" loudly while farting under the covers. Then I'd push my wife's head under there and say, "Blow Me, Bitch!" Later on, I changed into John Wayne Bobbitt. She bit my dick off.
I love George W. Bush because i adore being lied to and cheated by my presidente. Don'chu? My presidente is making himself dictator. He stole my civil liberties, is wiring our homes, and has started a thousand year war between the dirty lousy filthy arabs and the western world. Fuck Islam. Fuck America. that's his motto. He believes in oil and money and cronies. I loved being a bully in high school and I still am a bully.

I love screwing small fruit, don't you?

The Koran is a contradictory joke. The arabs use it to continue their age-old habits of killing, murdering, raping, stealing and blaming others. Poverty is their preferred style of life. They are a filthy, unclean, pig-fucking bunch and now, since George W. started a war, we'll be fighting them forever. Our children and children's children will be fighting and dying because of George W Bush's fundamentalist friends and oilhungry cronies. Condoleeze gives him big BJ's under his desk.

I hate lots of people: every Iraqi, Iranian, Afghani, and all the Bush administration and every fundamentalist preacher/thief and every so-called 'born-again'(pity their poor mothers) bastard in America.

We're headed for oblivion.

There WAS NO Christ. There IS NO Christ. There WILL BE NO Christ. It was a myth, you idiots! The Messiah hasn't come yet. You've been killing people for 2000 years for a MYTH! What a bunch of dumb morons you all are.

Have a lovely day.

I still love beating up people. Now that I'm an old fart, I can't do it alone. Perhaps someone would like to form an old farts gang with me and we could roam the neighborhoods and pick on teenagers?

I'm Jesus and I know that I'm not god. I'm just a wandering politically active Jewish rabbi. I was killed by the Romans in an early act of anti-semitism and then a bunch of credulous fools and some con-men wearing robes decided they could make a career out of it. They faked my so-called resurrection and went from there. Read their 'gospels' and they all disagree! Later 'editors' changed parts they didn't like. My mom wasn't a virgin, she got preggo before marrying my dad. He was a nice guy who didn't want her to be stoned to death and married her even tho' he didn't know who the real father was. And then they kill millions of people because of that stupid, stupid story.

I don't know how so much people still thinking on is Jesus Christ is the messiah or not or is this is a myth or not or which is the right believing. What is important is the filosophy of Christ. Peace, Love, serve each others. Love your neightbor as yourself. Be a good person not an evil. Respect the rights of others. If this is stupid you don't know what is the real reason of life. Don't wonder anymore about what it is or what is not, just beleave in your comon sense. God Bless You all!!

HI, I'm Auntie Kryst and you can reach me at auntiekryst@yahoo.com and I know there was no Christ, there is no Christ and there will be no Christ. It's just a myth, a retelling of Leda and the Swan from the Greek myths. And we kill millions because of it! What fun!

I still love beating kids up. I went to Brooklyn Tech where I beat people up daily. Now I live in New Jersey and beat up members of my country club. This time I do it with marked cards.