July 8, 2004
Surreal...
Am I the last person to know about the reality show Surreal World? Where the Hall of Fame of Has-Beens lives together, I suppose, and performs sporadic charitable works, I gather? I really wasn't paying much attention. Tammy Faye Bakker, Vanilla Ice, Ron Jeremy, Erik Estrada, Gary Coleman, etc?
That's totally fucking insane. Something I would have come up with at 3:00 am on the crapper after a meal of spoilt squid.
I suggest, for future episodes: Former UN ambassador Jeanne Kirkpatrick, Long Dong Silver, the midget from Twins Peaks and Carnivale, that guy in Germany who ate the dude he met on the internet, Marjoe Gortner.
Some of these people may be dead. I'm really not up on current events of the celebrity kind.
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