July 8, 2004
A Little Change...
is a good thing, they say. Which is why I've altered my vacation plans slightly. I have relented and will be taking Velociboy to Key West with us (hell, Shannon's around here enough he deserves a Velocimoniker). This keeps Emmy happy, gives me someone to talk guy stuff with (except SEX. There will be no talk of that sort, unless he wants to go smoke out a strip club with me), and it cuts the estrogen level I will be suffering under.
The bad news is the sleeping arrangements must of necessity be changed. I have a two room suite, so it looks like me and VB will be bunkmates. I better take it easy on the rum. Not only will my chainsaw snoring scare the lad, I'm liable to press something hard into his back while in a confused state of amorous slumber. Well, at least I'm a good kisser.