I spent $323 on fireworks today. All high yield mortar rounds. And, yes, I know you could have purchased the exact same fireworks for $214, but humour me.
On the classic 1 to 10 scale of Stupid Velociman Moves this is about a 4. You should see some of my 7's and 8's. Donkeys were involved in some of those ill-considered mishaps.
Nonetheless, this was pretty stupid. However, when I conjoin with the Peoples of Geographic Proximity tomorrow, I will have big swinging ones. Our rough estimate today was two grand worth of explosives between us. Not bad. The chirren will certainly enjoy it.
All welcome, of course. Bring Your Own Body.