I'm told I've been a bit too vehement, a bit too misanthropic, a bit too saturnine, of late. This is probably true.
It was certainly true of Churchill. Only he had a manservant to feed him gin. I do not.
Hitler, of course, eschewed alcohol. And there you have it. Please allow me to share a picture:

I don't know where I found this thing, or why, but at least now I can purge it from the Velocipic files.