June 29, 2004
Okay...
This is where I talk and you shut the fuck up.
(With apologies to my friend Starrbrite).
I have to go to New York tomorrow. I'll have two sales calls. Number One will be fun, with my Taiwanese peoples, and I figure we'll sign a very sweet contract, and eat Portuguese in Jersey. Then Thursday I'll go see the Italians in Manhattan, sales call Number Two, who will flay me like a well-shot deer, and treat me like disgusting excrement.
I will then take these Italians to Chinatown for dinnah. Go figgah.
I will be back Friday night, Intrepids. Beaten and broken, perhaps, but full of rage. I hope to share this, this story with you.
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