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Critic's Corner

Filmgoer reacts to new Kevin Kline-Ashley Judd pic De-lovely:

"That sucked," said viewer Stovall Futch, 27, of Mackinac City, Michigan. "My bro said Cole Porter did some teabagging with Jackie-O's dad. What a let down. But fuck it, dude, I'm going bowhunting with The Nuge this weekend!"

Mr. Futch then vomited again.

Posted by Velociman at June 29, 2004 8:33 PM