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Jewel

I was just watching Jewel sing a duet with Jessica Simpson on television. Hey. HEY! Don't start with me. Skeeter was watching TV in the Batcave, and I do so love to indulge the child.

So: Jewel has come a long way since she lived in the back of a car. She has some scratch in her pocket. So why doesn't she fix her teeth? That nose could use a bit of planing as well.

The frontmeat can stay.