June 16, 2004
On Blogdom
I've bitched about this before, and I'm getting tired of it, so I've crafted a template e-mail, ready for immediate use:
Dear Fellow Blogger,
I recently left a lengthy comment on your latest post. Would you be so kind as to delete said post? In retrospect I consider it far too clever to be cached in the sinkhole of the comments section of your rather mundane site.
I believe with a little treatment I can turn it into a very fine post for my own site. It fairly exudes Instalanche. I'd hate to see it wasted where it currently resides.
Yours in anticipation, I remain your faithful, etc. etc.
Velociman
Of course, everyone with a recent comment from me is thinking Not me. His last comment read like he was reduced to sucking the Sterno rag for vapours.
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Do you ever go to the Ecosystem, see who resides immediately above and below you in the rankings, then go fuck with them? I just did that. What pathetic losers. My Bad Date. My Workday From Hell. I can't believe I'm sandwiched between these people! They Suck!
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Do you ever go to someone's site and hit all their links, trying to figure out who the "sleeper" is? The one they want you to find and go DAMN! Fucking Car Wreck! Shoot Yourself! I don't have links like that, but I'll be glad to drop the dime on a few preening hypocrites who do. For five dollars.
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