Velociworld

Coitus Interruptus...

Damn. Geoff informs that Eric's blog broke on us just as he was about to take me to school on how to properly guest post for a fellow blogger, right after Acidman's primer on the same. That's a shame.

Lookit: I am not blind to the fact my guest blogging generally results in disgust, disdain, or indifference. However I think most people who ask me to guestblog understand I will always open with a full broadside of 24-pounders. That's the fun part. I generally settle down, though, and attempt to favour my patron with some quality work (which by the by engenders the same reactions). Unfortunately, Eric's readers will apparently have to settle for the initial salvos, and will not be graced by my sensitive musings on The Chicken-Footed Lady, or the hurl impulse one gets when a raccoon gut is accidently popped.

Personally, I think Acidman janked it in order to have the last word.