May 17, 2004
Caveat Emptor
Of a sudden my new Dell won't play CD's anymore: MMJB Soundcard Problem: WaveOut Format Not Supported
Whatever the fuck that means.
Meanwhile, Dell's "Award-Winning Service" has had me on hold for thirty minutes.
I am Diogenes of Sinope, searching for one single, solitary person who is not a lying motherfucker. Even the mirror belies me, alas.
By the by: Did you know Diogenes's father, Icesias, was convicted of "debasing the public coin"?
Sometimes the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and yet sometimes the roots are inconveniently close.
UPDATE: Young Jeffrey (Geoffrey? Jefri?) fixed me up. He also ran me through some protocols that should make my computer run ten times faster. And yet, I've lost my cursor power 6 10 times just typing this. I think Jefri, from the fine State Of Uttar Pradesh, just had a howling good time fucking an American. It's Bush's fault. Not my fault I brought up the fact they should have nuked those Paki bastards 3 years ago. I believe Jefri is on a visa from Islamabad...