May 14, 2004
Brad Pitt Stars in Homoerotic Epic!
Well, there you are. I am so shocked. As are, I'm sure, the dozen or so Hollywood producers who are watching Brad's turn as the Greek buggerer Achilles with reminescent, moist, wistful eyes. The good old days, eh, boys? The kid needed a break.
I'll still see it. Hellfire, when you've grown up on Sampson, Tarzan, Hercules, and gladiator movies homoeroticism is almost second nature.
But in a fair fight I reckon Eric Bana would take Pitt down, all the way to Chinatown.
Yes, Homer had Achilles pegged. In so many ways.
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