Well, the big Sales and Operations Iraqi prisoner dog show is in town this week. Thus far I have blown off dinner for the International team at Serenada Beach Club last night, and failed to materialize at today's big meeting at the Omni. I'm neglecting to attend tonight's dinner at the Ponte Vedra Surf Club, and I'm shining tomorrow's meeting, most especially since my boss will be making a presentation, and I'm in no mood for a gratuitous acknowledgment during that presentation from the hypocritical cocksucker.
Come to think of it, it appears I'm boycotting this entire event.
Leaving the office at one o'clock today was probably ill-advised, but I did forward my phone to my cell. I received one call all afternoon. Wrong number.