My current blogrank on the Ecosystem is 666. Which means nothing, except that I'm not only a pouch-packing putrid marsupial, I'm also carrying demon seed in my loins, and will start recruiting bent-pecker Musselman baby-killers into my Army of the Dead unless I am bumped up the food chain.
Perhaps Moxie or Maura could pitylink me, and avert this calamity.