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Who's the Hammerhead?

I have 25 backed up e-mails because the downloads keep choking on a particularly massive piece of cybermail. Listen up, Whoeveryouare: this is Outlook, not Linda Lovelace. It can't handle your Powerpoint presentation with 24 embedded pics of you taking an ass-pounding at the Piedmont Bath House and Colonarium. You're killing me. Send the pictures one at a time, please, if you must send them at all. High school graduation is an edifying experience, to be sure, but trust me: later you'll wish you'd kept a few of these milestones to yourself.