April 28, 2004
Milestone Bleg
I haven't hit Sitemeter in while, but I do like to hit it to see who's referring folks to me. I just realized I'm only 120 hits from 40,000 visits. I understand these are perfectly meaningless milestones, but it's the blogging equivalent of watching your odometer turn 80,000, or 90,000, or 100,000 miles. And why do your kids launch into a freaking fistfight when you're about to turn one of those milestones? By the time you've whipped them into submission, the odometer reads 100,002.
Well, those days are gone. So hit me. Like a rented mule, or a recalcitrant bride. Early and often.
UPDATE: 80 to go. You aren't my Intrepids. You're my Insipids. At this rate that odometer will rollover whilst I nuzzle my Mighty Mouse pillowcase in the early AM, murmuring sweet nothings to my Ren Hoek plush doll, with spittle on the corner of my mouth (hey- it's my fantasy. Let me enjoy it).