April 19, 2004
Feel The Joy
I just bought this bullwhip on Ebay for twenty seven dollars, American. Why? I don't need it. But someone does. It is my mission to find that someone.
This beast is 16 feet long. More than adequate for corralling any inappropriate behavior. By God, I think I'm going to like it. I've always wanted a good bullwhip. From Lash La Rue to Indiana Jones, what better way to say I love you than 16 feet of triple-braided heat?
By the way: It has a string popper on the end. I'm not sure what that is, but I think it's for the ladies.
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