April 15, 2004
Taxman
Almost done, but I just know there are more deductions out there (read: I still owe a bit). What am I forgetting? Or, rather, what is The Bride forgetting? Her cigarbox of receipts is empty. Trying to explain the joys of Excel is beyond the pale. This is not good for a self-employed person. I find I must take matters in hand, so to speak. Several things I am attempting to deduct, if I can find a precedent:
One (1) inflatable doll (female, brunette) for sales training purposes: $89.99
One (1) subscription to Big Black Butt magazine (continuing education: comparative anatomy): $72.00
One (1) E-cylinder of nitrous oxide (carseat dentalwork): $129.95
One (1) copy of Blue Velvet (Special Edition) on DVD (homeschooling credit; subject: what young girls should not watch): $20.48
One (1) tattoo of a schwa on left cheek of ass (diction lessons): $136.00
That should get me over the hump.