Velociworld

A QUICK POINT ON BASEBALL

Since my good friend Rankin' Rob is returning to the game for the first time since that bullshit strike season:

If Roger Maris had to have an asterisk by his 61 homers for all those years, because he played more games than Ruth, shouldn't they put asterisks by McGuire's, and Sosa's, and Bonds' home run records? These fuckwads were full of steroids! Pumped up like Angus (Angi?) before the slaughter.

Better yet: put an icon of their tiny, twisted penises next to their records. Show the impressionables what steroids really do to a man, other than make him rich.

I'll wager Maris, at 165 pounds, had more hanging between his legs than that supposed stud (and avowed asshole) Bonds.