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ISSUES? WHAT ISSUES?

I've been having essentially the same dream off and on for the last three months.

I am at an off-site location, business-related, with 40 or so of my coworkers. I am alone in the room, everyone else being outside, when I find I absolutely must take a shit. The seat of ease, of course, is fully exposed against the wall. As I relieve myself of my burdens, everyone returns inside.

For some reason, my slumbering mind reckons I can disguise this problem by sitting very still, as if I am in a chair. Then the olfactory problem kicks in, and I realize I must Wrap It Up. The tensest part of the dream is figuring out how to scrape off, so to speak, with everyone gathering around me for casual conversation.

I've had this dream 5 or 6 times, and I've never solved the wiping dilemma. I've always awakened with the cold sweats before that.

Do I have internalized issues? NAWWW. Does this have anything to do with my waking workaday, or that haircut I took today? Absolutely not, I'm certain.