March 11, 2004
THE VAGINA MONOLOGUE
That's the only expression I could put to the shameful performance Todd Bertuzzi gave in a desperate bid to save his career. He was a pussy with a story. Lest you are uninformed, Bertuzzi, a Vancouver Canuck, is looking at serious penalties for his vicious stomping of Steve Moore in a hockey game. Bertuzzi whimpered like a fucking baby in defence of himself. I don't know what made me want to puke more. The savage cheap shot stomping of Moore, which, by the way, broke Moore's neck, and probably destroyed his career, or the pussy-assed mea culpa Bertuzzi proffered today. He was crying! Sobbing like a little bitch. Fuck that thug. He should have been putting a Sig Sauer in his left ear, and giving the Moore family something to be thankful for.
My brother and his Vancouver Babe are huge Canuck fans, rightfully, and they got me interested in the sport. But, as much as I appreciate that, I cannot condone this mayhem. Perhaps they can weigh in and offer an alternate opinion. I would hate to think such a screed could go unanswered. However, the "payback" defense will not wash here. Even Breshnev understood measured response.