I'm sure most guys want to do the Ricola girl, because she has a pulse, but I have to ask:
What's the relationship with the goat? And does the goat have an agent? Does he make scale? And why is her compadre dressed in tinfoil? And who carved that ten foot horn? And why do they say "Ree'-ko-lah" but the voice-over says "Ri ko'lah"?
Most importantly, why am I obsessing over this?