January 26, 2004
a stranger in this house
The key worked and I'm inside. So far, everything looks normal: pictures of the wife and child on the mantle, a giant rat munhching a bag of Doritos in the corner, a blow-up sex doll with one deflated titty in the hallway and one of those got-dam feminine, fluffy toilet lid covers that won't allow the lid to stand up by itself.
Well after years with pissing with roscoe in one hand and the toilet lid cover in the other, I just threw in the towel. If your toilet lid won't stand up by itself. fuck it. I'm going to piss all over the cover and blame my "accident" on prostate cancer.
I'm not finished yet. That bowl of day-glow condoms by the bed is looking fairly interesting, too. I wonder if you mix a blue with yellow one, do you get green?
I'm going to go check his medicine cabinet now. If he's got some KY gel. I may want to wrestle with the mono-titted doll in the hallway.
Posted by Robbie at January 26, 2004 10:45 AM