January 1, 2004
REGIFTING
So I clipped my fingernails today, put the clippings in film canisters, and gave them to my daughters as Kwanzaa presents. Said "Now you're the proud owners of a piece of the White Man".
So the girls aren't speaking to me, and The Bride wants to commit me. Where's the sense of humor, people?!? It's not like they were toenails, for crissakes. Those are wrapped in a nice little box with a yellow bow, under The Bride's pillow. Right where they belong.
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