December 14, 2003
GOING TO GROUND, KIDNEY STONES, & SADDAM
I may be down for a while. The whole work situation is going to be a near run thing, at best. For comparison go rent Stalingrad. Although I'm in stealth mode at Velociworld, it would probably behoove me to play the fucking straight and narrow for the time being. If I do post it'll be like Salam Pax, only I won't be a dick-sucking ingrate later.
Word: I was at the emergency room at five AM this morning with my daughter (kidney stones!) when the Saddam news broke. Watching him get his head probed for lice and his gums checked for hoof in mouth disease was quite simply the most righteous I've felt in years. I wish they'd shown us the video where they looked for the contraband cigar in his lower GI tract.
I was amazed. After 9 months underground, Saddam looks eerily like Velociman.
Posted by: Jack Straw at December 14, 2003 8:29 PMSorry to hear of your tribulations. Hope everything works out for the good. Will miss your insightful and cogent commentary.
Posted by: Luther at December 14, 2003 8:52 PMI've got Stalingrad in the video collection....good luck during the next few weeks, Velociman...if your situation IS really like Stalingrad, I recommend suicide NOW rather than waiting for frostbite, lack of food, and Russian hookers to end your days..
of course, I'm KIDDING on either the suicide or Russian hooker idea....
Posted by: Eric at December 14, 2003 9:36 PMHope your daughter's ok. Good luck with the work situation.
Posted by: sama at December 14, 2003 11:14 PMHope your daughter is doing all right. And hearing about Saddam is kinda sweet way to start the day.
Posted by: Laura at December 15, 2003 2:50 AMTake care of yourself and your family. We'll be waiting patiently (and possibly turn your comments into IndyMedia Velociworld just for the hell of it).
Posted by: Ted at December 15, 2003 2:20 PMI hope she's feeling better now...good luck to you and your family..
Posted by: Eric at December 15, 2003 6:09 PMKidney stones are painful. Almost as bad as having your ass probed with a 10' telescoping golf ball retriever, which is what I hope we used on Saddam.
Posted by: Acidman at December 17, 2003 4:55 PM