December 7, 2003
HEF
Am I watching the Playboy 50th Anniversary Special on A&E? Do I shit in the woods? Of course. Poor Hef. At 77 he is diminished to 6 girlfriends and a milk jug full of Viagra.
I only have one question: who would get in the Grotto with that kind of spoot count? Not I.
What is spoot? It sounds like a verb, Kim.
Posted by: Anna at December 8, 2003 8:08 PMActually, Anna, spoot can be a noun or a verb, like come.
Posted by: Velociman at December 8, 2003 8:19 PMDid you notice Paris Hilton there? And the Osbournes? And the staged lesbians in the grotto? That thing was nothing like the Playboy parties of yore. Where's the cocaine and rampant nudity? Too many asshole celebrities acting demure. That party could have been held at EPCOT center for christ's sake.
Posted by: sama at December 9, 2003 7:06 AMIn a Playboy circa 1984, I saw a picture of a party at the Mansion and Norman Fell was there. NORMAN FUCKING FELL!!!
I'll never get past the front gate, and NOPRMAN FUCKING FELL was being seduced by Miss January.
I began at that point to doubt my religious beliefs ...
I had no idea how to approach this boefre-now I'm locked and loaded.
Posted by: Moon at January 1, 2012 1:50 AM