December 2, 2003
LYNCH MOB
It's a crazy world. Seems Jessica Lynch is coming to town in February to christen a new Carnival cruise ship. That's a car crash I doubt I'll miss. I just hope that champagne bottle doesn't dredge up any buried memories for the little dear. Traumatized unto celebrity, indeed.
Posted by Velociman at December 2, 2003 10:25 PMIf only she could hit Kathie Lee upside the head with the bottle.
Posted by: Jeff at December 2, 2003 11:05 PMThat's a sick funny joke, but let's face it: is there really even one bottle of champagne in Iraq?
Posted by: PJ at December 3, 2003 2:28 AMOh G-d....please tell me they aren't making her the G-dmother of one of their ships....
I used to work for a cruiseline that is owned by that company...you would be sickened by some of the people they have G-dparenting their ships.
Posted by: Serenity at December 3, 2003 2:41 AMShe's adjusting about as well as Elizabeth Smart (who wanted to play herself in the TV movie of her ordeal.)
Posted by: Da Goddess at December 4, 2003 1:11 AM