November 22, 2003
MOVIES I HAVEN'T SEEN
I was thinking about the fact I haven't read Instapundit or Lileks since my IP Nazis decided to blink them at work, and you know what? No big deal. At least I can read Velociworld. That guy fucking rules.
There are movies I haven't seen, as well. I didn't see ET until about 5 years ago. It kinda sucked, to be honest.
Movies I haven't seen:
Titanic - they drown, right?
Powder, or whatever that movie was with the albino.
Ya Ya Sisterhood - fuck it. Chick flick.
Popeye - oops, sorry. Saw it. It sucked real bad.
The Outsider. The whistleblower movie. How about the meatblower movie. Fuck it. Sounds boring.
Finding Nemo - Actually, I saw this. It was called The Little Mermaid.
Monsters, Inc. - One-eyed monster? Ray Harryhausen did it better 30 years ago. Think Sinbad.
Toy Story 2: I regret not seeing this one. I also regret not porking Sally F. in 11th grade. I'll survive.
That's about it.
That's what I was just telling Prather. I read Instapundit maybe once a month, and I've never read lileks. I suppose I should start. It seems to be the "in thing".
I saw Titanic. I enjoyed it once, but maybe only because it got me laid.
Popeye I liked, but I saw it when I was young.
I'm a stranger to the rest.
Posted by: Geoffrey at November 23, 2003 12:47 AMI haven't seen Citizen Kane, or Lawrence of Arabia, or Anal Intruder.
Posted by: Jack Straw at November 23, 2003 11:08 AMHey Kim -- I porked Sally F. in the 11th grade -- you have no idea what you're missing!
heh.
Posted by: David at November 23, 2003 1:20 PMMonsters I like.
It's worth the purchase if you have G-rated viewers hanging around.
Posted by: Key at November 23, 2003 4:50 PMThe GM1 once had a guy yell at him for mentioning how it looked on "Titanic" when the ship sank.
"I didn't want to know how it ended!"
And I will pull my eyes out with tweezers before I ever watch "I Am Sam" or "My Big Fatass Greek Wedding."
Ya Ya Sisterhood was so bad, I almost cried.
Posted by: sugarmama at November 24, 2003 2:29 PMFor a good time, call Sally F. 555-7863
Posted by: Parkway Rest Stop at November 25, 2003 5:05 AMI have this friend that refuses to see ET. I don't even think I could bribe him to watch it.
Posted by: Tony S. at November 25, 2003 7:14 AM