November 19, 2003
RED HAT CAT IN THE HAT
I do not like this cinema Cat,
I do not like him 'cause he's Fat.
The Cat I know was very Thin,
And smelled of somewhat cheaper Gin.
So who, besides this Myers, Mike?
Or played on stage by Rosie, Dyke?
I wanted someone sallow and Wry,
Who'd make those children start to Cry.
Unleashing furies Things Two and One,
Just for a bit of twisted Fun.
I know that there was little Chance,
But I was keen on Henricksen, Lance.
Damn! Can't you post a coffee warning in front of those? My monitor's spooged...
*g*
Posted by: De Doc at November 19, 2003 8:23 PMI always saw Don Knotts as the Cat in the Hat. Or Bing Crosby. But then, I'm kind of old.
Posted by: Andrea Harris at November 19, 2003 8:36 PMWell, yeah, the Bing that beat his kids. I'm down with that.
Posted by: Velociman at November 19, 2003 8:41 PMHey, Lance Henrickson is cool. He was in that cinematic classic "Pumpkinhead". Really, it's a must-see. *snort*
I could have sworn I had you bookmarked...I guess I don't. I will do so if blogrolling *ever* starts working again.
Posted by: Jane at November 19, 2003 9:39 PMI saw a preview for this movie. The "Cat" is grotesque. He looks like something out of a John Waters movie, or aging post-menopausal Gloria Steinem. Don't be surprised if he farts through his mouth.
Posted by: Jack Straw at November 20, 2003 7:33 AMI like Myers and I don't want to bitch,
But I would've prefer John Malkovich...