November 19, 2003
CONTEMPLATING MY NAVEL
Ever get that sharp pain behind your navel, the one that feels like somebody's trying to push an icepick through it and pin it to your spine? WTF is THAT all about?
No? Perhaps I will be famous after all. In the New England Journal of Medicine.
Comments
You probably strained your navorectal muscle. That would be the muscle that keeps your ass from falling off.
Posted by: Parkway Rest Stop at November 19, 2003 10:21 PM..."that would be the muscle that keeps your ass from falling off".... BWHAHAHAHAH
Posted by: Eric at November 20, 2003 7:34 AMWell, I've had a "buzz" like influence go through my head...does that count??
Posted by: Laura at November 20, 2003 9:00 AMIt's called a hernia. Big or small, ain't they a bitch?
Posted by: Da Goddess at November 21, 2003 3:17 PMPost a comment