November 15, 2003
PUSSY FANGS
I SO did not want to go down this path, but, as the wounded bank robber said in Dirty Harry, "I gots to know".
Am I the only person who has been so passionate in his lovemaking that he's awoken the morning after with two red chafe strips on the corners of his lower lip? The kind you have to use your wife's makeup to cover because you can't go into the Monday morning staff meeting looking like you've been, well, Up To Something?
Familiarity does, indeed, breed contempt, and spastic lovemaking produces pussy fangs. Feel free to comment, or not.
And for what it's worth, this is the only post I've ever put up that I had vetted by the War Department, aka The Bride. It somehow seemed appropriate.
Um. Removing hair from places that ought not normally be visible greatly reduces chafe marks.
Posted by: meg at November 15, 2003 9:08 PMWell, Meg, shaving is an option, but not one I'm pursuing, unless The Bride lets me wear the leather mask during the process. Plus, stubble is really the curse, isn't it?
Posted by: Velociman at November 15, 2003 9:16 PMYes, stubble is the pits. Waxing makes that less of a problem :) Waxing is a bit sadistic, but maybe the leather mask will set up just the right mood
Posted by: meg at November 15, 2003 9:49 PMheh..I saw this yesterday before you deleted it..anyway, don't worry about the shaving, just a neat trim should do the trick...and, the bush can be rough...so, get her to try some conditioner...
Posted by: Eric at November 16, 2003 8:08 AMFor what it's worth, Eric has a (very soft) beard and moustach and I go the "shave THAT part and condition the rest" route....works great. ;-)
Posted by: Stevie at November 16, 2003 9:52 AMToo. Much. Information.
Posted by: Rankin' Rob at November 17, 2003 11:55 AMAhh. The wild and wooly 80's. Anyone else ever have to visit the barber to get the hair cut out of their teeth?
No, actually I don't miss those days.
Posted by: TNAR at November 17, 2003 10:32 PMThink cream (instead of waxing). And I'm not suggesting whipped cream; however, that WOULD be nice, come to think of it (ohh, another pun)...better stop while I'm ahead (ohh, another pun)...okay, I'll be good.
Posted by: Laura at November 18, 2003 7:11 AMUm,
Lowes has the Toro Weedeater on sale this weekend for a mere $79.95.
We WERE talkin' lawncare here?
Posted by: Jim at November 18, 2003 11:24 PMMr. Other Kim, you probably don't want to.
Posted by: Velociman at November 19, 2003 6:59 PMI take the wife to my local barber once a month whether she needs it or not. He reclines her right there up on the big chair and shaves everything from her navel to beyond her ass. Forget the waxing, too many parameters... hair length, time of the month,appointments etc. A barbershop shave works fine for us and I get to watch the whole event!
Posted by: Paul at October 20, 2004 8:35 AM