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JEFFREY DAHMER'S FRIDAY FIVE

1. What food do you like that most people hate?

Finger foods. Literally. I generally remove the fingernails, though. They tend to get stuck in my teeth. Did I mention I'm a liver guy?

2. What food do you hate that most people love?

Cooked food. Blech. How do you enjoy a nice pineal gland once it's been ruined by fire? Heathens. You Cookers are heathens.

3. What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you?

Uma Thurman. No meat on those bones. What an anorexic stick. I'd have to stuff her into a chitlin surprise casserole to get any taste out of her.

4. What famous person, whom many people may find unappealing, do you find attractive?

Jack Sprat's wife. What a comely, obese wench. She lends new meaning to the term "I'd eat that bitch!"

5. What popular trend baffles you?

Veganism. Those are some freaky people. Don't they know their teeth will fall out if they don't get some red meat? And they taste for shit, like old socks.