October 29, 2003

SIDE ACTION

I've been thinking about finishing law school, dying my hair blonde, and getting a nice rack job. Then I could be on Fox News at least once a week as a "legal analyst" or "neocon pundit". Hey, it's easier than getting combat experience, flag grade, and a nice gummint pension, if getting paid to fuck with stroke O'Reilly were one's bag.

Posted by Kim Crawford at October 29, 2003 8:22 PM
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Ever read "The Man With The $100,000 Breasts"?

Posted by: sama at October 29, 2003 11:35 PM

Better make sure yer Johnson is bigger than Ann Coulter's, lest you not get any bookings...

Posted by: Rankin' Rob at October 30, 2003 10:10 AM
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