October 29, 2003

MUST HAVE BEEN AFTER MY TIME

Rocket Jones links us to this site on the Worst Halloween Costumes Ever. I like it.

I must take issue with this guy's comment, however, that Shirley was the lamer half of Laverne and Shirley. Good God, man. Snap out of it. Let me help you: You're in a penthouse suite at the Fontainebleau, circa 1976. The breeze on the balcony is warm, the ocean waves are pounding the surf. You have an eight-ball of pure Peruvian flake, and a bottle of Cuervo Especial. The doorbell rings. Ouside are Cindy Williams and Penny Marshall. Penny hasn't shaved her legs in two weeks, and smells oddly of albacore. You can let one in.

Make your choice, son.

Posted by Kim Crawford at October 29, 2003 7:36 PM
Comments

Laverne and Shirley, for crying out loud? Please, Velociman.

Posted by: Jack Straw at October 30, 2003 7:29 PM

Hey, fuck you, man. I didn't bring them up! I'm just sayin', ya know, if you're going to go out on a limb like this guy did, you better think about what you're saying. And he was pumping up the bull queer.

Posted by: Velociman at October 30, 2003 7:37 PM

Shirley, MaryAnn, (whatever her name was on Three's Company)... I'm a sucker for cute little brunettes.

Posted by: Ted at October 30, 2003 9:16 PM
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