October 25, 2003

TAWSE I LOVE YOU, BABY

Years ago my brother-in-law found an old magazine at the chemical plant where he worked. I don't remember the name of it, but it was a British publication devoted to spanking. Very poor quality, all the pics in black and white. Most of these were of girls getting whipped by some guy dressed up like an Oxford don. Kind of a Goodbye, Mr. Whips motif.

I DO remember two of the articles. Two for Tanning was about a father who had whipped his son and daughter for mutual erotic pleasure all of their lives. Now they were grown, but still stopped by dear old dad's occasionally for a good hiding.

The other story was called Doreen Gets The Tawse, wherein our heroine enjoys the satisfaction only to be found in a good ass-whupping.

What's a tawse, you ask? Why, it's a rubber or leather whip that's splayed at the end for extra punishment. This was pre-Internet, and I never saw such a thing mentioned anywhere else, ever.

I recalled that magazine today, for some reason, and just had to go a-Googlin'. Look what I found:



A genuine tawse. 45 pounds at Top-To-Bottom Leather. I guess it's still a British thing.

I'd get one, but that's a pretty steep price for a novelty. Christmas is just around the corner, though. And tell me: does any other blogger bring you this kind of exotica?

Posted by Kim Crawford at October 25, 2003 9:18 PM
Comments

Do they have free monogramming?

Posted by: Jack Straw at October 26, 2003 8:55 AM

You are an enigma.

Posted by: Dawn at October 26, 2003 9:11 AM

The British are fucking wierd. I rented a video in college out of curiosity, this British spanking flick called "Naughty Naughty", or something like that. Starts off with two girls getting it on, and the mother walks in, and starts giving them lashings. She had a specific number for Lesbian sex, as if she were citing a statute or something. Then, after spanking the two girls, the dad arrives home to find the mother spanking the daughter and her friend, and yells at her that she gave too many spankings, that the prescribed number for Lesbian sex was something less that what she'd administered. So he now had to give the mother spankings, and again, he cited a prescribed number that was due her. I believe they did use impliments like the tawse.

There was nothing even remotely erotic about the video. They were pretty severe beatings that were being administered, and their asses, excuse me, arses, were bright red and certain to be sore for some time later. I have to wonder about what kind of person can get off to something like that, let alone a whole culture.

Posted by: sama at October 26, 2003 9:12 AM

Yeah, I can have them put "J.S." down on the receiving end.

Posted by: Velociman at October 26, 2003 10:30 AM

Your below entry "The Mark of a Gentleman" would have been a great working title for this post, too.

Posted by: Anna at October 26, 2003 1:46 PM

"Mark of a Gentleman"....damn...now THAT is funny...

Posted by: Eric at October 26, 2003 8:10 PM
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