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JEFFREY DAHMER'S FRIDAY FIVE

1. Name five things in your refrigerator.

A nice 3-spleen salad.
A vial of adrenochrome distilled from the adrenal gland of a Jehovah's Witness.
A Zip-Lok baggie of pineal glands, harvested from a Cub Scout outing.
Toes (assorted).
Left-brain soup, with leeks.

2. Name five things in your freezer.

Billy's liver.
Pot-belly roast.
Braised buttock of Laotian boy.
Black barber cock gumbo.
Ted Williams' head in an orzo stock.

3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.

Surgical gloves.
Bone saw.
Rapala fillet knife.
Antibacterial cleanser.
Chitterling scrubber.

4. Name five things in your crawl space.

Jason, that silly shit.
Wall chains.
Toilet Bucket.
Rubber mask with gag-ball.
Bones. Lots of bones.

5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet.

Bismuth.
Dental floss.
X-acto knives.
Empty lithium bottle.
Unfilled prescriptions.