Velociworld

LIZARDS OUT MY WAZOO

I'm swamped with lizards this year. Thousands of them. The Bride's taken to calling the place Jurassic Park. These aren't the plain chameleons, either. These are baby ridgebacks, with tiny little velociman velociraptor fangs. The Jesus ones run across the surface of the pool.

I'm going to catch a couple and wet a hook with them. I'm betting the bass in my pond would love these guys.