September 30, 2003
WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE
The Cheese Stands Alone and I have some goin' round to do.
First, I'm called a linkwhore.
Then, she mentions lemurs. The Bride was showing property last week in one of too many new neighborhoods going up here in the boonies and saw a lemur in a tree. The family with her saw it, too. Coincidence? There ARE no coincidences. Must have escaped from LeeAnn's, or something.
Then, finally, a cat named Chickenhead. Now, chickenhead means two things around here: number one, the black chicks who wear their hair up in fancy pointed coxcombs on their heads, and wear bedroom slippers to the grocery store are chickenheads. Second, speed addict chicks whose heads bob like a chicken from withdrawal symptoms are chickenheads. Come to think of it, it only means one thing.
We certainly agree on one thing: Smells like ass, let it pass. But I am weak. I've eaten ass, and dug it.
1. It wasn't MY lemur, all mine are numbered, accounted for, and filed securely.
2. Chickenhead was a name stolen blatantly from a Dennis Leary rant about how his kids wanted to name the new dog Chickenhead. Hubby got addicted to the tape and played it in the car every day, twice a day, for a month. I had the word "Chickenhead" implanted in my brain like a barbeque fork.
3. I was going to be all studly and say yeah, I'll take you on, but remembered I am a devout coward.
But I like your definition of chickenhead. :)
Everyone knows Dennis Leary stole all his material from Bill Hicks. I'm gonna go do a Google on "Hicks Chickenhead".
Posted by: Kim at October 1, 2003 12:29 AM