September 30, 2003
WHEREIN I IS MISTAKEN
for a linkwhore. That's right. LeeAnn of the Smelly Feet or Cheese-Eating Monkey Boy, or whatever it's called, has actually accused me of profligate, whorish linkage.
Now, everyone knows I'm the world's worst at reciprocating and acknowledging the efforts of my True Fans to send people my way. And I occasionally indulge in a spate of linking when in a guilty red-liquor funk.
Will ANYONE out there who feels I have been a True and Reciprocating Friend speak out?
I thought not. See, LeeAnn, it's not that I'm OPPOSED to linkage, I'm just a very shitty penpal.
The lady with the smelly feet begs to differ. In fact, she demands to differ. She claims extreme differage.
I did not even at all ever in any wildest dreams say "profligate whorish linkage".
I don't even rightly know what "profligate" means.
But I appreciate the compliment that YOU think I do. :)
Posted by: LeeAnn at September 30, 2003 11:24 PMActually, that was pretty rarefied company, LeeAnn. My sorry blog ethic precludes me from inclusion with those work hosses.
Posted by: Kim at September 30, 2003 11:30 PMActually you are absolutely fanfuckingtastic, but what the hell is red-liquor?
Posted by: Dawn at October 1, 2003 2:39 AMSome folks call it brown liquor. My homies always called it red liquor.
Posted by: Kim at October 1, 2003 1:45 PM