September 27, 2003

ROB ZOMBYBOY



I am the God of Hellfire! KNEEL before your Master, Stumpjumper! Show me flesh, you brazen blogdom strumpets! Behave, and you may be my sex slaves! Until I bleed you out!

Oh, blood will flow, and I will Rule you weak people! I will slather the stage with the foul blood of the pretender Marilyn Manson. I have pieces of dogflesh in my beard! My breath is the necrotic stench of ripped rat flesh and kippers!

Kneel before the Master, and I may spare your carcass my full wrath. I may even make you the victim of honor in my next video, a snuff-film I call Resurrection Song of the Vampires!

Bow, fools, and Worship the Master.

Posted by Kim Crawford at September 27, 2003 11:36 PM
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Ooh. My nipples are tingling.

Posted by: margi at September 28, 2003 6:02 AM

I totally dig Rob Zombie and especially in a cyan-hued overcast. Not as much as I dig Margi's nipply tingles though. Is there any reason I can't scoop both on my plate?

Posted by: Anna at September 28, 2003 7:26 AM
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