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A C LETTER DAY

Kate has the Letter of the Day kicked off. I'm game:

C is for Coons. And Crosswise, as in Phillip has switched his mug again. It's also for Catherine Zeta-Jones, his Hottie of the Day.

C is for CaughtintheXfire. 'Nuff said.

C is for Clueless. As in, where's my frigging remote?

C is for Caught a break. Not to worry. They'll stone her eventually for eating Pop Rocks when our backs are turned.

C is for Cute. As in Matthew.

C is for Can't Open Lileks. What the fuck?

C is for Can't open Sugarmama. What the fuck?

C is for Cookies. As in, why does my white ass have to pay more for cookies?

C is for Colonials. As in, Laura is a Colonial in Great Britain, and she's Claustrophobic about Crossing the street.

C is for Crap. . And wreaking havoc. And Cussin'.

C is for Caustic wit.

C is for Consternation. Allah is not amused.

C is for Cross-eyed. THAT is freaky shit.

And for the bonus round, unlinked C's: Cossacks Castrate Crazed Chechens' Cocks and Cast their Carcasses into the Caspian. The Russians don't do too many things right, but they deal with Islamofucks pretty well.