September 25, 2003
TONY RANDALL
Actor Tony Randall has a fantasy. He dies, and when George Bush and Dick Cheney show up for the funeral they are turned away because the family knows Tony didn't like them.
Not surprisingly, I have a fantasy about Tony Randall's funeral as well. I show up to the wake early, piss in his casket, and leave a bad Thai meal shit on his chest.
Fifty bucks says W doesn't even know who this fucking fart is, or if he does, it's as an anal-retentive teabagger in a shitty TV show.
Fuck Tony Randall.
Boy, these liberal communist democrats get more brilliant and imaginative every day.
I had no idea Tony Randall was so Deep.
You should email your fantasy to Randall directly. Kind of like the guy I knew in college who sent Bea Arthur a death threat, for no apparent reason. Letter read, "Watch your back Bea, I'm gunnin' for ya." I always kinda liked that thought. Strangely comforting.
Posted by: sama at September 26, 2003 12:05 AMAhhh...........NOW I get the Tony Randall thing!
Posted by: Da Goddess at September 26, 2003 10:50 PM