Here's a pic of My Main Man Randian the Human Torso, from Freaks:

Am I mocking this man? No way. Randian could not only roll his own cigarettes with his tongue, lacking limbs, he sired five children. No doubt a result of his abilities with that tongue.
One can persevere. One can overcome. This man belies the bullshit that one is constrained by one's circumstances. For every black person (sorry, I don't do hyphens) that feels the need for a reparations check I ask you: are you better off than this man?
I worship Randian.
Aheh. Now THAT is some serious tongue-action.
Impressive.
Posted by: margi at September 19, 2003 1:01 AMThe mind boggles...
Posted by: zombyboy at September 19, 2003 1:27 AMA-fuckin'-men, Kim!
You should have seen the guy we saw in the park last weekend. Playing Croce for all he was worth...with his feet. He had no arms. Damn...he was GOOD, too.
Posted by: Da Goddess at September 19, 2003 4:01 AMWhat is uncanny is how much you look alike !!
Posted by: Jack Straw at September 19, 2003 6:07 AMNope, no doubt his tongue, and uh, other body part. Maybe he has/had all his strength in his one remaining limb - his third leg. ;-)
Posted by: Laura at September 23, 2003 6:50 AMWHAT IS IT W/THESE FREAKS SIRING CHILDREN & GETTING MARRIED - WHAT , WHO, I MEAN, AM I THE ONLY ONE GOING, WHAAAA....?????? WHAT AM I MISSING HERE?
AND DON'T SAY A ROLL IN THE HAY W/RANDIAN OR LOBSTER BOY DAMN IT!!
Posted by: CAPITAL A at September 25, 2003 5:46 PM