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A SPIN AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD

Allah rejoices in making the Zionist rag The Hill.

Kate waxes eloquent on "power sausage" (hey, you have to read it!)

Kelley is glad the Japanese are helping us in Iraq, as am I. My only caveat? Don't take them up on their offer to operate "Guantanamo II" on the Bataan Peninsula.

Acidman is crafting an Appalachian Satyricon. Hmm, that's right in Kelley's backyard, almost.

The Grouchy Old Cripple has devised the Ultimate Pay-Per-View in a blog for the ages. I would like to see Jimmuh strapped to Yasser, though.

Sama's guest blogger is almost as big of a dickhead guest blogger as me! I like him!

Zombyboy tells us something I've been waiting over thirty years for...

Possumblog is flirting... and using RIBS! That's not fair. Use Spanish Fly or something, man. Ribs are below the belt.

Dax spent his day off... reading blogs. Never done that!

Joanie explains emus and flight. Which reminds me. I signed a contract on a house here when I first moved. The day before closing I realized the farm behind me was an emu farm, and my new next-door neighbor had recently retired from my company and wanted to know ALL the gossip. Walking away from that was the best grand I ever lost.

Margi is slutting for her 20,000th hit. Go Help Her. Now!

Dawn has a pleasant story of "protein" bars. THAT is why I'm a carnivore.

Backstage picks Argghhh! as his new blog in the Showcase. Lots of pre-Oscar buzz for Argghhh!

David has solved "The Wesley Problem" once and for all, I believe.

McGeehee has a Kevin roundup. How fucking elitist is that?!? Pretty clever, though. And you left off Kevin Arnold, dude!

Bogie has added a random updated site feature. She's going to regret that when the Shitmummy.com traffic starts heading her way!

It's always good to see Phillip buck his party at the border. Velociman approves of Free Thinkers. And Free Linkers. And Free Drinkers.

Dizzy-girl has issues with an e-mail prankster. All I'm going to say is, Atrios did it.

Geoffrey jumped right into that school lunch brou-ha-ha. Good for him. As for me, I'm sitting this one out. I'm no pussy, I just haven't made up my mind. I pay for my kids' lunches, but after the hundreds of dollars in shake-downs the schools put me through maybe those assholes SHOULD be feeding my kids. I'm leaning towards giving the free lunches away, but making the kids that get them wear a piece of lettuce pinned to their shirts were the yellow star would go.

Mr. du Toit peels the onion back on his Shit Hits The Fan Bag. Always exciting stuff to me.

Dean Esmay weighs in on Ashcroft and the Patriot Act in fine form. For more on the psychotic over-inflated sense of self-worth of the Library Sciences crowd check out The Corner.

My buddy Janice has the round up on Hurricane Blogging. A fine PSA, if I say so myself.

Mr. Helpful Radio is here! Fucking Ada. Just when I was about to write off the human race. We also get treated to his review of Matchstick Men. Be forewarned.

Laura at Oysters and Pearls explains how cool it is to have a Conservative Daughter. My 10-year-old is so enamored of W she's plotted out her undergraduate degree, law school, and her first Congressional race. Huzzah!

Primal Purge has the goods on Miss Wisconsin 2003. And yet I still want to party with Miss Cello.

Ack! I've left a few off, but I have 20 steaming pieces of sod in the Blazer looking for a home. Must. Do. Real. Work.