August 21, 2003
HUZZAH!
Layoffs have been postponed until NEXT Thursday, which gives everyone another full week to keep their rectums puckered. As usual, I offered to submit my personal list of Totally Useless People for management's perusal. They declined the offer, as usual. Just trying to help out. I'm also convinced large breasted women are geniuses, because I've never seen one on my list. They must be smart. Come to think of it, I've never seen myself on the list, either.
Posted by Kim Crawford at August 21, 2003 6:40 PMWhich obviously means, at least to me, that you are either a genius or have very large breasts. So, gee, Kim, which one is it?
It must mean you're a genius, right? Or could it be....
Posted by: Laura at August 21, 2003 8:16 PMI can offer you a very attractive rate to re-finance your house to get you through the lean months ahead ...
But with breasts like yours, I am sure you'll be able to scratch 'n' sniff out a living at one of those clubs.
Very good, Jack, very good ;)
Remember, Kim, we DID see you in your speedo, thank God I don't own a speedo, just a bikini, and no, it's not in my photos. Altho, I could give you the page outta Victoria Secret that it came from. They do have some wonderful tops that could go beautifully with your speedo to hold your breasts just so. Bwaaaah!
Posted by: Laura at August 21, 2003 11:07 PMI thought you folks assumed it was my pendulous breasts.
Posted by: Kim at August 21, 2003 11:31 PMI certainly did.
Assume you meant the large breasts.
And the genius.
You can have one and be the other.
Or not.
Posted by: Da Goddess at August 22, 2003 12:02 AMI thought Joanie was the poster child for large breasts and genius. Was I mistaken?
Posted by: Kim at August 22, 2003 12:24 AMShe is, but that doesn't keep you from aspiring to be just like her does it?
Posted by: bogie at August 22, 2003 7:24 AMI can transmogrify as well as the next person, I think. But I must get Da Goddess's permission to go down that path.
Posted by: Kim at August 22, 2003 9:34 PM