August 19, 2003
RIGHTING MY BOAT
Margi is having issues with a bum tooth, poor dear, and pondering blowing off her reunion in the process. Negative, I say. Go tell her to show up in a Tomb Raiders costume, and stun-gun the first three people that look at her.
It also got me to thinking. I have number 30 coming up next year (hey, I skipped third grade. What can I say? I was "gifted" (beef tongue for Mrs. Moseley). And as I told Margi, I usually don't go to these things, because I graduated from a preppy-assed private school with 51 other people, and don't correspond with any of them (okay, one. But only in five year intervals). I usually send a homeless dwarf with a ruptured bladder and a "special message from Kim".
But I think I'll go next year. I may not be as rich as these jerkwads, but I guaran-fucking-tee my spouse and kids are prettier and smarter than theirs, my thrill hammer is harder, and I have more hair than most of them, although it's entering the Marcus Welby "dignified" stage. Perhaps I'll take the dwarf on a leash, and milk his kidneys at the proper moment.
No kidding? I graduated from a similar school, I think we had less than 50 in my graduating class. I'd have to look at the yearbook to be sure...
Posted by: sama at August 19, 2003 1:34 AMHeh. I only need to purchase one more leg holster and I'm SET, baby. Heh.
Actually, it's more of a lesson in Economics 101, here. I am still pondering. I have over a month before I absolutely HAVE to RSVP.
Who knows, maybe the Prize Patrol will show up. (I'm not holding my breath, but. . .)
Posted by: margi at August 19, 2003 3:44 AMAt what year does money become a point of comparison at high school reunions? I was surprised that nobody tried to outspend one another at my 10 year. But then again, nobody has any money when they are in their 20s.
At least ya'll have a high school to go back to for a reunion. I went to five different high schools...I have no (even faked-out) loyality to any of those schools.
But God, I hated high school anyway, so why would I ever want to see those numbnuts again!
Posted by: Laura at August 19, 2003 6:25 PM