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OLD JOKES

No, this isn't about me. The first is an old Justin Wilson one:

"Mama, Mama! Poppa just hung himself in the garage!"
"Well, did you cut him down?"
"Hell, no, he wasn't dead yet."

And

A woman told her husband she wanted a boob job.
"Gee, honey, isn't that expensive?"
"Only five thousand dollars."
"Five thousand dollars?!?"
"Yes, for the left one, and five thousand for the right one."
"Ten thousand dollars? Tell you what. Do this. Every night before you go to bed rub some toilet tissue between your breasts."
"How will that make my breasts larger?"
"I don't know, but it sure worked on your ass."

Posted by Kim Crawford at August 2, 2003 5:30 PM